Good News for Stalkers

Dear WWW,
We now have a new "About Us" section at JettisonHigh.com, for all of those who want to know a bit more about our individual focuses (foci?). You can also grab our contact info while you're there, unless you're already outside in the bushes.
Hope everyone had a great weekend; lord knows I did. I found out how many sake bombs are too many sake bombs (five), why bowling is only considered an ESPN2 sport (they serve beer to players and spectators), and what a healing arts festival is (eating free samples while listening to local reggae bands).
Love,
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